I can’t get the dryer to work. When I push the start button it makes this annoying buzzing sound at me, and for the life of me I can’t figure out what’s wrong. It could have something to do with a certain four year old crawling inside of it; I don’t really know. It was working yesterday, but I just can’t get it started today.

My living room floor has been decorated with markers. That same four year old that I previously mentioned colored all over the center of the floor last Saturday morning. The pretty cream colored carpet now has (not-so-pretty) brown circles all over it. Luckily, the markers are washable.

Someone (probably that same previously mentioned culprit) broke the toy bins. “But how can we clean, the thing is broken?” Toys all over the floor.

Can’t put the toys in the bins… let’s throw em down the sump pump. (Someone apparently thought it was a good idea. Although this time I think it was a younger brother; though possibly encouraged by the four year old.)